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Jane Bites Back, by Michael Thomas Ford – A Review

23 December 2009 by Laurel Ann (Austenprose)

Jane Austen’s novels brim with irony, witticism, and in the end, a gentle reprove or two. It is why I love her writing. Few authors can deliver this dry, deft and wickedly funny style. Michael Thomas Ford is one of them.

His latest novel Jane Bites Back is more than a gentle joke, it is a sly wink at the Austen and vampire industry. The clever title alone tells us that Ford has more than a keen sense of humor. The story concept is even better. Nearly two hundred years after her reputed death and burial at Winchester Cathedral in 1817, Jane Austen is actually not dead, but a vampire living in Brakeston, a small university town in upper-state New York. As the owner of Flyleaf Books she watches with irritation and frustration as other less talented writers make a killing off her novels and characters with sequels, spin-offs and absurd self help books. To add insult to injury, Constance, the last novel that she wrote before her turning remains unpublished after two hundred years and 116 rejections.

Jane’s quiet country life is comfortable but unfulfilling. She has retained her anonymity over the centuries ironically adopting the name of Jane Fairfax, one of her characters in her novel Emma who is also orphaned but a highly accomplished young lady hiding secrets. She enjoys her friendship with her young shop assistant Lucy who reminds her of her dear sister Cassandra and is both flattered and annoyed by the attentions of Walter, a local carpenter/contractor who restores vintage homes and would like to do the same with Jane’s heart. Two surprising events change her life dramatically: a legitimate offer to publish her novel, and the return of a former paramour, the mad, bad and dangerous to know poet Lord Byron who seduced and then turned her two hundred years ago. The first she is elated over. The second she reflects upon falling for his entrapment with regret and horror exclaiming in a typical ironic quip…

Men, she thought. The downfall of women since Adam blamed Eve for that stupid apple. She wondered briefly if it was too late to become a lesbian. “I’m sure they have just as difficult a time of it,” she said to the empty room. “Love is dangerous for everyone.”

Our Jane is no namby pamby vegetarian vampire. A proper Regency lady she follows decorum, feeds off human blood only to stay alive, and mind you, in the most discreet fashion. Like the unpropitious characters in her novels who are in need of a dressing down, she chooses victims based on their bad behavior, never taking or turning anyone. She also enjoys a few human indulgences such as drinking wine, eating chocolate ice cream, living with a cat named Tom and an infatuation with actor Richard Mansfield, the pattering comic baritone of the D’Olyly Carte opera company, tra la. When her life gets too challenging, she closes her eyes and thinks of England.

Light, campy and a bit Buffyish, Jane Bites Back is a modern Gothic novel full of Janeite lore and paranormal hijinx that the “sick and wicked” side of Jane Austen would find quite amusing. The literary and historical references really shine. Happily, a certain Bronte scholar gets her cumuppance in a drawing room throw-down which we have been patiently waiting 150 years for and bad boy Byron’s romantic and vampiric dalliances are thwarted by our light, bright and sparkly vampire heroine.

Read with tongue-in-cheek and a full glass of suspended disbelief, you will chortle and guffaw until the last bite. This Janeite was truly “glamoured.”

5 out of 5 Regency Stars

Jane Bites Back, by Michael Thomas Ford
Ballantine Books (2009)
Trade paperback (299) pages
ISBN: 978-0345513656

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Posted in Austenesque Books, Book Reviews, Jane Austen Contemporary Inspired Book Reviews | Tagged Book Review, Fiction, Jane Austen, Jane Bites Back, Michael Thomas Ford, Vampires | 18 Comments

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  1. on 23 December 2009 at 6:23 am Bluestocking

    Can’t wait for this one.


  2. on 23 December 2009 at 7:56 am Janeen

    LA, your a better woman than I am to get through these books! ha ha Must be a good one too for you to give it 5 Regency stars as well!

    Hope your having a lovely day before Christmas, taking any vacation time during this holiday? Blog on hiatus at all?


    • on 23 December 2009 at 10:36 am Laurel Ann

      Hi Janeen, I agree that these spinoff’s do not suit everyone’s taste. But there are always the original novels to enjoy.

      No hiatus plans – just a small slow down with posting.

      Have a wonderful holiday too.


  3. on 23 December 2009 at 8:16 am Amy Reads Good Books

    Great review! I think this is one that I’ll love to read!


  4. on 23 December 2009 at 9:14 am Daphne

    Ho-lee cow… I NEED this book. Moved to the top of my book wishlist.


  5. on 24 December 2009 at 1:14 pm Jane Bites Back – An Excerpt « Austenprose

    [...] Update: Read my review of Jane Bites Back [...]


  6. on 29 December 2009 at 11:58 am Laura's Reviews

    Great review – I really need to read this one!!


  7. on 29 December 2009 at 1:48 pm Katy

    I just won a copy of this from GoodReads, and I had entered to win it on a lark. I’m feeling more optimistic about it now. :)


    • on 29 December 2009 at 4:25 pm Laurel Ann

      Hi Katy – Congrats on winning a copy of Jane Bites Back. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.


  8. on 9 January 2010 at 3:23 am A Bookselling Moment with Jane Bites Back « Austenprose

    [...] asks me who the author  of Jane Bites Back was? (the new paranormal Jane Austen novel) Having just read and reviewed it myself, I was able to tell him right off the top of my head that the author was Michael Thomas [...]


  9. on 15 January 2010 at 1:20 pm Chatting with Michael Thomas Ford, author of Jane Bites Back & Giveaway! « Austenprose

    [...] Jane Bites Back landed on my doorstep and by the ninth chapter I was smitten. You can read my full rollicking review here. So how was this staunch defender of Miss Austen’s reputation wooed and subdued? I will duly [...]


  10. on 18 January 2010 at 3:05 am Jane Austen leeft!… en is een vampier | Jane Austen.nl

    [...] je precies weten wat zij er van vindt? Lees haar hele recensie. Ben je benieuwd wat de schrijver bezielde om van Jane Austen een vampier te maken? Op zijn blog [...]


  11. on 27 June 2010 at 7:11 am ermira6082

    I just finished the book 2 days ago. Fabulous! I absolutely love it. My fav part involves Charlotte Bronte!


    • on 28 June 2010 at 12:53 am Laurel Ann

      My fav part too Ermira – I love the bit about stealing Charlotte Bronte’s dog! But I just gave away a spoiler. ;-)


  12. on 7 October 2010 at 11:43 pm Jane and the Madness of Lord Byron: Being a Jane Austen Mystery, by Stephanie Barron – A Review « Austenprose

    [...] It is great to have Jane Austen, Detective back on the case and in peak form. Fans of the series will be captivated by her skill at unraveling the crime, and the unindoctrinated totally charmed. The mystery was detailed and quite intriguing, swimming in red herrings and gossipy supposition. Pairing the nefarious Lord Byron with our impertinent parson’s daughter was just so delightfully “sick and wicked.” Their scenes together were the most memorable and I was pleased to see our outspoken Jane give as good as she got, and then some. Readers who enjoy a good parody and want to take this couple one step further should investigate their vampire versions in Jane Bites Back. [...]


  13. on 8 February 2011 at 3:30 am Jane Goes Batty: A Novel, by Michael Thomas Ford – A Review « Austenprose – A Jane Austen Blog

    [...] curiosity and proclivity for the burlesque that Austen herself was so fond of. Book one, Jane Bites Back, sold us on the concept that anything can happen in a Jane Austen inspired novel – even Jane as a [...]


  14. on 15 December 2011 at 12:31 am Jane and the Madness of Lord Byron: Being a Jane Austen Mystery, by Stephanie Barron – A Review « Austenprose – A Jane Austen Blog

    [...] It is great to have Jane Austen, Detective back on the case and in peak form. Fans of the series will be captivated by her skill at unraveling the crime, and the unindoctrinated totally charmed. The mystery was detailed and quite intriguing, swimming in red herrings and gossipy supposition. Pairing the nefarious Lord Byron with our impertinent parson’s daughter was just so delightfully “sick and wicked.” Their scenes together were the most memorable and I was pleased to see our outspoken Jane give as good as she got, and then some. Readers who enjoy a good parody and want to take this couple one step further should investigate their vampire version in Jane Bites Back. [...]


  15. on 7 March 2012 at 12:32 am Jane Vows Vengeance: A Novel, by Michael Thomas Ford – A Review « Austenprose – A Jane Austen Blog

    [...] Read our review of Jane Bites Back [...]



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