• Home
  • Jane Austen Novels
  • Jane Austen Sequels
  • Links
  • Jane Austen Made Me Do It
  • Contact

Austenprose – A Jane Austen Blog

Join the discussion of Jane Austen novels, movies, sequels and the pop culture she has inspired

Feeds:
Posts
Comments
« Mansfield Park Chapters 17-24: Summation, Musings & Discussion: Day 7 Give-away!
Mansfield Park Chapters 25-32: Summation, Musings & Discussion: Day 9 Give-away! »

Mansfield Park: Choice Quotes & Bon Mot’s: Day 8 Give-away!

22 August 2008 by Laurel Ann (Austenprose)

The Novel

Jane Austen is renowned for her witty and sometimes cutting dialogue. Her novel Mansfield Park, though considered to contain a more darker subject matter, it still is full of them. Here are a select few that aim to amuse. Do not be surprised that the antagonist Mary Crawford gets all the best lines! 

“But there certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are pretty women to deserve them.” The Narrator, Chapter 1 

“Do not let us be frightened from a good deed by a trifle.” Mrs. Norris, Chapter 1 

“If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.” Edmund Bertram on Mr. Rushworth, Chapter 4 

“Mansfield shall cure you.” Mrs. Grant, Chapter 5 

“Nothing ever fatigues me but doing what I do not like.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 7 

“Selfishness must always be forgiven, you know, because there is no hope of a cure.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 7 

“Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of devotion.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 9 

“It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, so are the rest of the nation.” Edmund Bertram, Chapter 9 

“Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 9 

“To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure, is the most perfect refreshment.” Fanny Price, Chapter 9 

It was a quick succession of busy nothings. The Narrator, Chapter 10 

“Where an opinion is general, it is usually correct.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 11 

“Those who have not more must be satisfied with what they have.” Mrs. Rushworth, Chapter 12 

“Family squabbling is the greatest evil of all, and we had better do anything than be altogether by the ears.” Edmund Bertram, Chapter 13 

“Let your conduct be the only harangue.” Edmund Bertram, Chapter 15 

“One cannot fix one’s eyes on the commonest natural production without finding food for a rambling fancy.” Fanny Price, Chapter 22 

“There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences.” Fanny Price, Chapter 22 

“Oh! you can do nothing but what you do already: be plagued very often, and never lose your temper.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 22 

“A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 22 

“Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 23 

“A woman can never be too fine while she is all in white.” Edmund Bertram, Chapter 23 

The enthusiasm of a woman’s love is even beyond the biographer’s. The Narrator, Chapter 27 

“I am worn out with civility,” said he. “I have been talking incessantly all night, and with nothing to say.” Edmund Bertram, Chapter 28 

“We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.” Fanny Price, Chapter 42 

“Finish it at once. Let there be an end of this suspense. Fix, commit, condemn yourself.” Fanny Price, Chapter 44 

There is nothing like employment, active indispensable employment, for relieving sorrow. The Narrator, Chapter 46 

“Nobody minds having what is too good for them.” The Narrator, Chapter 48 

Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can. Narrator, Chapter 48 

Mansfield Park Madness: Day 8 Give-away

Leave a comment by August 30th. to qualify for the free drawing of two copies of 

The Jane Austen Miscellany

By Leslie Bolton, Sourcebooks, Inc. (2006). The ultimate guide of everything Jane Austen for those who just can’t get enough! Hardcover, 144 pages, ISBN 978-1402206856 

Upcoming posts
Day 9 – Aug 23            MP novel discussion chapters 25-32
Day 10 – Aug 24          MP 1999 movie discussion
Day 11 – Aug 25          MP Oxford book review
Day 12 – Aug 26          MP novel discussion chapters 33-40

Rate this:

Share this:

Like this:

Like Loading...

Posted in Jane Austen Humor, Jane Austen's Mansfield Park, Mansfield Park Madness | Tagged Books, Fiction, Humor, Jane Austen, Jane Austen's Mansfield Park, Literature, Mansfield Park Madness, Quotes | 18 Comments

18 Responses

  1. on 22 August 2008 at 5:25 am Leslie

    I have just this morning stumbled upon this blog and am quite delighted with it. I shall drink too much coffee and spend all morning in front of the laptop.


  2. on 22 August 2008 at 6:25 am Rachel K

    One narrator quote that seems to stick out is the last one: “Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can.”
    I wonder what Jane Austen means by adding this quote. Is she inferring that other writers spend too much time writing about the dark side of life, including the guilt and misery that people face?
    Although there is at least one character in each of her novels who has reason to feel guilty and/or miserable, Mansfield Park is probably the novel with the most characters that would be a part of this category.
    This is a quote from one of the final chapters (or the final chapter) when Austen is quickly wrapping up the novel (when I read Mansfield Park, I felt like the ending was very rushed, considering the complex developement of the novel). Was she beginning to get sick and tired of her own characters?
    I looked up what odious means, and it could be defined as someone deserving or causing hatred or who is highly offensive; something that is disgusting, repungnant, or disgusting. What would JA’s reason be for adding such a strong adjective to characters in a novel that she wrote herself?


  3. on 22 August 2008 at 10:37 am kiragade

    Many of those are among some of my favourite quotes from Mansfield Park. I’ll ad two of my favourites as well. Both are from the beginning of the book, since I’m only at chapter 24 of my reread.

    First the description of Lady Bertram, just one sentence, but in that sentence we know just about everything we’ll need to know to understand Lady Bertram:

    “She was a woman who spent her days in sitting, nicely dressed, on a sofa, doing some long piece of needlework, of little use and no beauty, thinking more of her pug than her children, but very indulgent to the latter when it did not put herself to inconvenience, guided in everything important by Sir Thomas, and in smaller concerns by her sister.” Narrator, Chapter 2

    The second one is from the walking scene in chapter 9, where there are so many great quotes. I really like this one, even if it’s not completely complimentary to women.

    “For he was not yet so much in love as to measure distance, or reckon time, with feminine lawlessness.” Narrator, Chapter 9


  4. on 22 August 2008 at 12:10 pm ren

    i love this one: “Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 9
    and i plan to adopt it as my excuse for being late to work.

    but i also love the one mentioned above about lady bertram. “of little use and no beauty” may be the best phrase in the book.


  5. on 22 August 2008 at 12:26 pm Laurie Viera Rigler

    My absolute favorite is Fanny’s “better guide” quote. This is Austenian wisdom at its most profound.

    And then on the comic side there is Mary Crawford’s “rears and vices” line.

    Rachel, I think Austen was referring to her wish not to spend too much time dwelling on the guilt and misery of Sir Thomas, Maria, Henry Crawford, Mrs. Norris, and Mary Crawford. Although I think that Sir Thomas and Henry were probably the only ones who felt any guilt.


  6. on 22 August 2008 at 1:31 pm Fatima

    My favorite quote in the list is this one: “Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 9
    I also like this quote by Mary: “Selfishness must always be forgiven, you know, because there is no hope of a cure.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 7


  7. on 22 August 2008 at 3:42 pm Felicia

    “But there certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are pretty women to deserve them.” The Narrator, Chapter 1 I chuckle everytime I see these lines. And boy isn’t it the truth?!?! :)

    “Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 9 I’m going to memorize this quote!


  8. on 22 August 2008 at 4:48 pm Dina

    Wow, those are some great quotes. I can’t wait to compare them when I’m reading then.

    I like this one “Selfishness must always be forgiven, you know, because there is no hope of a cure.” Mary Crawford, Chapter 7.


  9. on 23 August 2008 at 2:12 am Sibylle

    I love these ambiguous quotes !
    “If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.”, says Edmund, and he’s so right. Yet, Mary later says that “A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.” : how can you help being torn between the two ? We still think money very important today and I believe most people would agree with Mary, but I think Mary would agree with Edmund as well : she’s not stupid, she knows how the world works and it always breaks my heart when I realize that most of the female villains of Jane’s books are what they are because they have no choice but to marry into money to survive.
    I love how these quotes, plus this one : “It was a quick succession of busy nothings. ” and this one “We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.” quite sum up the dilemmas in Jane Austen’s works.


  10. on 23 August 2008 at 9:30 am Luthien84

    I love this quote as well:
    ‘We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.’ Fanny Price, Chapter 42
    Next time when I’m in a dilemma, I would remember this quote.

    I agree with ren’s comment about tardiness and am using this quote as an excuse for coming late:
    ‘Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.’ Mary Crawford, Chapter 9

    hahahaha


  11. on 24 August 2008 at 8:48 pm Laura

    Oh, these are so witty! Although I find all of Jane Austen’s books funny, it always surprised me that this one was because it’s slightly more somber than her other books. One of my favourite quotes is “Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can.” I looove that quote. It’s a good way to live, I think. ;)
    Ooooo this books looks good =)


  12. on 24 August 2008 at 8:51 pm Katie

    I love austen’s wit! especially on the audio books, the readers capture the humor so well that there are times i just bust out laughing!


  13. on 25 August 2008 at 10:42 am amyletinsky

    Of course, this reminds me of another writing great. Milton’s Satan also got all the good lines. Some say he was the hero in Paradise lost (or if you agree with Stanley Fish, we’re just supposed to think so, to prove that we’re also fallen). Either way, Jane is similarly giving all the best lines to bad folks.

    It’s hard to make virtuous people sound good. Wicked ones are so much more fun.


  14. on 26 August 2008 at 9:23 am Sylvia M.

    “I am worn out with civility,” said he. “I have been talking incessantly all night, and with nothing to say.” Edmund Bertram, Chapter 28

    My family had company to my home the other week who stayed for four or five days. They were relatives, very nice, good people, but I didn’t know them really well. I used this quote “I am worn out with civility.” when talking to my sister while the company was here. Of course my sister looked kind of blankly at me until I told her I was quoting from MP. See, Jane Austen has quotes for every day life no matter what the century. That’s just one thing that’s great about her books.


  15. on 26 August 2008 at 11:30 am Marilyn Brant

    Oh, this is fun! This quote is one of my favorites from MP:
    “There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences.” Fanny Price, Chapter 22


  16. on 29 August 2008 at 9:09 pm Susan

    An affection so amiable was advancing each in the opinion of all who had hearts to value anything good.

    Narrator, Volume 2, Chapter 6 (regarding Fanny and William)


  17. on 29 August 2008 at 11:31 pm Laurel Ann

    Hello Mansfield Park participants day 8

    Leslie – so glad you found us and welcome!

    Rachel K. – the guilt and misery quote is so famous. I see it used quite often in reference to JA. Personally, I think that she was using it as an excellerator to quickly wrap up the novel by moving the action past all of the scandal and personal trajedy of the lasy two chapters. It is kind of a jolt, after the novel has taken so many pages to get to this point, and then it closes, bam.

    Kiragade – those are excellent quotes. We are like minds, because they had been on my list, but it needed to be pared down and got cut. Thanks for adding them back into the mix.

    Ren – of little use and no beauty! We all know someone who can fall into that category! Thanks

    Laurie Viera Rigler – so nice of you to drop by. I contemplated the rears and vices quote – but it requires so much set up and explanation that I’m glad that you mentioned it instead. Some think it is sexual, I think she is referring to Rear and Vice Admirals! LOL

    Susan – that is a great quote which I am adding to my favorites list immediately.

    Cheers, Laurel Ann


  18. on 30 August 2008 at 2:09 pm Kathleen Ann

    I am so happy to find this website. It is wonderful to have such an in depth view of Austen’s work. I am getting new insights and views on MP, even though I have read it dozens of times!



Comments are closed.

  • WELCOME TO AUSTENPROSE

    where "There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place
    nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit."


    Jane Austen to her sister Cassandra, 21 April 1805

    Silhouette of Jane Austen

    Join us in celebration of author Jane Austen (1775-1817) through her novels, letters, life and modern interpretations.

    © 2013 All rights reserved by Laurel Ann Nattress.

  • Category Menu

  • TOUR JANE AUSTEN’S ENGLAND

    Front entrance to Jane Austen House Museum, Chawton, England

    A JANE AUSTEN TOUR:
    SEASCAPES AND LANDSCAPES


    September 7-16, 2013

    Follow in Jane Austen's footsteps with authors Syrie James and Laurel Ann Nattress when we tour Austen's homes and haunts this fall with Ingenious Travel.

    JOIN THE TOUR TODAY!

  • Twitter Updates

    • The Best Intentions: A Regency Romance, by Candice Hern – A Review wp.me/p8oRe-5HN 3 days ago
    • Drinking Lavender Earl Grey Black Tea from Queen Mary Tea in Seattle. YUM! queenmarytea.com/products/laven… via @queenmarytearm 3 days ago
    • I just bought: 'Miss Bennet & Mr Bingley' by Fenella J Miller via @amazonkindle amazon.com/dp/B00A9SOEAA/… 1 week ago
    Follow @Austenprose
  • The Pride and Prejudice Bicentenary Challenge 2013

    THE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE BICENTENARY CHALLENGE 2013

    Join the celebration of the 200th anniversary of Jane Austen's classic novel by reading or viewing books and movies along with hundreds of her fans each month here on Austenprose.com.

    •Join the challenge
    • Review of Pride and Prejudice (Naxos Audiobooks)
    • Review of Celebrating Pride and Prejudice
    • Review of Pemberley or Pride and Prejudice Continued
    • Review of Mr. Darcy's Diary
    • Review of Pride and Prejudice 1980
  • Enter your email address to subscribe to Austenprose and receive notifications of new posts by email.

    Join 7,467 other followers

  • The Regency Romance Reading Challenge 2013

    THE REGENCY ROMANCE
    READING CHALLENGE 2013


    Explore a new author with us this year by joining in the reading challenge of traditional Regency author Candice Hern. Sign-up's are open until 01 July 2013.

    •Join the challenge
    • Review of A Proper Companion
    • Review of A Change of Heart
    • Review of An Affair of Honor
    • Review of A Garden Folly
  • Our Share of the Conversation

    Carol Settlage on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
    QNPoohBear on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
    ihmark on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
    Laurel Ann (Austenpr… on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
    Laurel Ann (Austenpr… on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
    cathyallen on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
    Anne Hoile on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
    the moody box fan on The Best Intentions: A Regency…
  • Masterpiece Classic PBS

    Downton Abbey Season 3 on Masterpiece Classic PBS 2013

    DOWNTON ABBEY
    SEASON 3


    aired in Jan. & Feb. 2013 on Masterpiece Classic PBS and is now available on DVD

    • Preview of Season 3
    • Downton Twitter Event
    • Episode One Review
    • Episode Two Review
    • Episode Three Review
    • Episode Four Review
    • Episode Five Review
    • Episode Six Review
    • Episode Seven Review
    • Visit the official Downton Abbey website
  • Jane Austen Made Me Do It eBook now $4.99!

    Cover of Jane Austen Made Me Do It

    “Austenesque ... box
    of bonbons.”
    — The Seattle Times

    Available Now!
    JANE AUSTEN
    MADE ME DO IT

    edited by
    Laurel Ann Nattress

    My new Austen-inspired short story anthology, from Ballantine Books

    LEARN MORE ABOUT JAMMDI

  • Austenprose Contributors

    • Aia HY
    • Laurel Ann (Austenprose)
    • Christina B.
    • Br. Paul Byrd, OP
    • Jeffrey
    • RegencyRomantic
    • Katie P.
    • Lisa Galek
    • Lucy Warriner
    • Sarah Emsley
    • shelleydewees
    • Virginia Claire
    • Veronica Monique
    • Kimberly (Reflections of a Book Addict)
  • Jane Austen Sequels Group

    Image of the Jane Austen Sequels Groups on Goodreadst

    Can't get enough Jane Austen? Join the
    Jane Austen
    Sequels Group

    on Goodreads co-moderated by
    Laurel Ann & Kimberly!

  • Jane Austen’s Regency World Magazine

  • Austenesque Authors Austenesque Books Blog Events Book Reviews Celebrating Georgette Heyer Downton Abbey Georgette Heyer Book Reviews Jane Austen's Emma Jane Austen's Life & Times Jane Austen's Mansfield Park Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey Jane Austen's Novels & Letters Book Reviews Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice Jane Austen's Works Jane Austen Adaptations Jane Austen Book Sleuth Jane Austen Contemporary Inspired Book Reviews Jane Austen Humor Jane Austen Inspired Jane Austen in the News Jane Austen Made Me Do It Jane Austen Merchandise Jane Austen Sequels Book Reviews Masterpiece Classic Reading Challenges
  • Top Posts

    • Pride and Prejudice (1980) Mini-series – A Review
    • Austen Film Locations: Pemberley – Pride and Prejudice 1995
    • Pride and Prejudice: Quotes & Quips Chapters 1-7
    • Pride and Prejudice: List of Characters
    • Sanditon: List of Characters
    • Pride and Prejudice: Quotes & Quips by Chapter
  • The Excessively Diverting Blog Award

  • Archives

Blog at WordPress.com.

Theme: MistyLook by WPThemes.


Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 7,467 other followers

Powered by WordPress.com
loading Cancel
Post was not sent - check your email addresses!
Email check failed, please try again
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.
%d bloggers like this: